Ian is the Greatest Hockey Player In the World

6/11/2008 Chiefs Lose But Get Number One Seed!

On family night a rousing crowd of well over 8 spectators saw an exciting game. Kevin "Sparkles" Grant got a hat trick in the first 5 minutes of the game. Coach and Player Ian "The Greatest Hockey Player In The World" Silber saw that the Chiefs were getting a bit read more »

5/29/2008 Chiefs Win Sixth in Row Over Gorillas

The Chiefs beat the Gorillas 7-6 getting their sixth win in a row. How did we go from 3 wins in a row to 6?? Well it is because the rest of the team is lazy and no one wrote an article while I missed a few games. I was read more »

4/14/2008 Tic-Tac-Toe Chiefs win 3 in a Row!

The first place Chiefs kept a one game lead in the Skokie South Division by beating the Cougars by a score of 7-3. "It was just like killing that Cougar in Chicago, I felt just like a Chicago cop. I used my stick like a billy club and beat them read more »

4/12/2008 Lillian Clare Roth Slashes Mom to get out of the womb!

Future Olympic hockey skater Lillian Clare Roth entered the world on Saturday April 12th. When her mom would not let her out the normal way Lillian used the natural bone shaped skate blade on the bottom of her foot to slash her way out. "We couldn't be more proud of read more »

4/11/2008 Chiefs Win 2nd in a Row against Gorilla's 10-6

Ian "The Greatest Hockey Player In The World" sensed that an undermanned Chiefs team needed help. Reaching back to his time wiht Diane Fossy in the jungles of the Congo he remembered that Gorillas needed to have their leader challenged if change was to occur. Ian took the puck from read more »

4/7/2008 Chiefs just needed a little Medicine to get the season going win 4-3

While Ian (The Greatest Player In The World) Silber saved the world from a hurtling asteroid he put his faith in the team to continue without him. Not one to take it easy on his team he promised a win for a dying child in Liberty, Kansas. Well little Anita read more »

4/2/2008 Chiefs Start Season With Same Strategy. Lose to Arch Bishops 10-3

With only 9 players the Chiefs started the spring season. This technique of not having enough players so as to build up the legs has been demonstrated to work wonders by playoff time. "The legs feed the marmoset." said coach and player Ian "The Greatest Hockey Player In The World" read more »

3/14/2008 Fossils revive to win Championship after beating Chiefs

An undermaned Chiefs team lost to the Fossils in the losers bracket by a score of 8 to 5. The Fossils than went on to win the Championship but only after losing to the Chiefs in the first game of the playoffs and beating them the second time they met. read more »

2/19/2008 Last to First: Chiefs Validate Coach Ian's Season Strategy!

"The Man is A Hockey Genius!" said league president Steve "Glass Jaw" Glickman. All season long Coach and Player Ian "The Greatest Hockey Player In The World" Silber has prepared his team as if they were in first place. This came to pass when the 6th seeded Chiefs beat the read more »

2/13/2008 Chiefs power their way into last place with 7-5 win

With their coach Ian "the Greatest Hockey Player in the World" Silber off rehearsing for his starring role in High School Musical On Ice, the Chiefs were forced to soldier on without a leader. Ian taped a motivational speech for the team to watch before the game, but he used read more »

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