Chiefs beat Arch Bishops for first A league win!
The Chiefs beat the Arch Bishops 5-2 for their first A league victory. With a full complement of skaters the Chiefs were able to grind down the Bishops just like a lawyer employed against the Church for abuse allegations. "Just as the dynasties of the past had to overcome obstacles. With this victory we are on our path to be A league champions by the 2012 season if not sooner. These A league teams keep getting older while we are already old so know what to expect. Their creaking bones and inability to bend down to tie their own skates will put them at a disadvantage agains our skate tying system." said Ian "The Greatest Hockey Player In the World" Silber. "I have been in discussions with many NHL teams with this skate tying venture and while I cannot divulge too much of who ties our skates I have a picture that will be printed with this article to help figure it out.
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