Ian is the Greatest Hockey Player In the World

1/16/2012 Chiefs Show Lizzards The Loss Column 5-3

The Chiefs outscored, outplayed, and out hustled the Lizzards in front of a huge crowd of six or seven at the Skatium on Monday. Keeping the Lizzards from sustained rushes and running them down with frequent line changes provided a relatively easy win against the last season champions. "I could read more »

1/11/2012 Chief Lose to Demons But Show What Conditioning Can Do

You always hear coach and captain Ian "The Greatest Hockey Player In The World" Silber tell the Chiefs that the legs feed the wolf. I don't know if he came up with that line as it sounds familar but it was a "Miracle" how well the Chiefs kept up against read more »

1/6/2012 Chiefs Tip Medicine Hat 9-3

Using the Chiefs new strategy of quicker changes and actually shooting the puck into the goal proved successful against an outclassed Medicine Hat team. Hunter "Legs" Hillenmeyer kept himself from going down to the minor with a breakthrough hat-trick. "When that one hat came from the stands it brought a read more »

12/14/2011 Lizzard beat Chiefs 7-3 but Coach and Captain Promises Victory Next Time They Meet!

The Lizzards beat the Chiefs 7-3 but did not have to face Ian "The Greatest Hockey Player In The World" Silber. "Without Ian (The Greatest Hockey Player In The World) there we were lost. Nobody knew what to do and what that black rubber thing on the ice was!" said read more »

11/30/2011 Chiefs Cool off Hot Mix in 7-1 Victory

Like Greg "Tugboat" Schnider's prom date, Hot Mix was rendered cold by the Chiefs incredible offense and defense. With Ian "The Greatest Hockey Player In The World" Silber controling the tempo with his defense and deft assists (2) Hot Mix was stymied at every turn. "It is amazing to see read more »

11/21/2011 Chiefs Beat Up Jerryatrix 15-2

In a game reminiscent of the ancient Romans feeding tied up pagans to lions the Chiefs destroyed the crippled Jerryatrix 15-2. "When we say all the handicapped spots were taken at the rink we knew we were in for a good game, said Pete "One Leg" Hummel who scored two read more »

11/8/2011 Chiefs Shut Out Seals 5-0

In an almost unheard of upset Jonathon "Livingston" Siegel almost got in and out of the showers before Kevin "Sparkly Pants" Grant after the Chiefs shut out the Seals. "Without Ian (The Greatest Hockey Player In The World" Silber at the game I knew I had to do something memorable read more »

11/4/2011 Chiefs fall to Chi-Town 8-7

In a tough loss the Chiefs could not catch a break against a tough Chi-Town team. The Chiefs hit the posts several times but could not get it in the net at the end of the game. Down. Down 7-4 after two periods the Chiefs came within one with two read more »

10/24/2011 Chiefs Tame Cougars 12-2.

The Chiefs turned the Cougars into kittens in their first match up of the season. "When I heard we were playing the Cougars I first thought it would be a bunch of hot hockey moms but when I saw it was a bunch of dudes it just got me mad!" read more »

10/17/2011 Chiefs Pound the Meatheads in First "Meating"!

The Chiefs defeated te Meatheads 13-0 in their first ever meeting. The Chiefs had fifteen bench players, the most ever since the ill fated 2006 playoffs. Thankfully, Ian "The Greatest Hockey Player In The World" Silber, used his incredible coaching skills to balance the lines to perfection. "I don't know read more »

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